The other day Chris informed me that every time I say something, "grosses me out", he is going to charge me 25 cents. Apparently he feels like I use the phrase far too liberally, in addition to thinking the things I'm referring to are pretty ridiculous. But I contend that they really are gross, so I won't mind paying up! Here are a few examples:
*"It grosses me out when people crack their knuckles...oh and feet are the worst to hear crack!"
*"That picture of the McDonald's McGriddle grosses me out. The egg in the sandwich is folded like a blanket. So unnatural. Gross."
*"That Gatorade commercial grosses me out where people are sweating different bright colors. I can't even watch it!"
*"That grosses me out to see three patties on that hamburger. You would have to pay me to take a bite. Nasty."
6 comments:
Hahaha thats hilarious!! I can't wait til I see you next and crack my fingers and my toes and my back!!! awww... it feels so good!!
What's up with the 3 patties? Why does that gross you out??
To me, three patties is kind of like, "Hey, let's go eat a heart attack and some clogged arteries between a bun!"
Oh oh, I would "gross you out" because I crack my joints all the time! Not just my knuckles either.... but my ankles, baack, shoulders and hips too (although never in public).
Although I must agree with you that the three hamburger patties is quite disgusting.... I always say it's a heart attack waiting to happen.
What does Chris plan to do with all that money? :o)
it grosses me out when i have to shake hands with the greeter at church. REALLY.
it GROSSES me out when people snort their flem.
it GROSSES me out when you heat milk and all the fat rises to the top in a film. YUK.
it GROSSES me out when my baby barfs, and i always gag from it too.
i agree about the hamburger patties!!
I disagree about the 3 meat patties. Bring it ON, BABY. The more cow the better. I just can't get enough! =)
I do agree about the egg though. NASTY NASTY NASTY.
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