"Cameron, I have to tell you 'somping'. If you interrupt mommy and daddy again, you can't live with us anymore!"
This morning the kids were taking a bath. Normally when I peek in, I see the the toys they've dumped out all over the floor. This morning they decided only to throw the soap out and to pile the toys on the counter. However I also discovered Kendall standing on top of the tub peeking out the window. When I told her it was dangerous to stand there and that she needed to get down, she replied:
"But I have to stand because I want to toot standing up!!"